Sunday, October 20, 2013

Adele's Driving Instructor Didn't Know She Was Adele!





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Hold up and put that car in reverse!



Adele just passed her driver's test but despite her unbelievable success and global fame, her driving instructor didn't recognize her!



Believe it! While Adele gave celeb instructor Noel Gaughan a shout out on her personal website, he admitted he pays nearly zero attention to the media.


Noel explained:




"I didn't know who Adele was so she started singing in her lessons. The problem was I didn't know any of her songs. She would sing some beautiful songs and say, 'You must know this one', but I don't really know many celebrities."



Except Adele isn't just a celebrity, she's a legend with a voice so powerful we wouldn't be surprised if it ended world hunger!



Oh well! Guess not every single person on the planet can be a fan??! HA!



At least she has her Grammys and her license to comfort her. LOLz!


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Source: http://perezhilton.com/2013-10-18-adele-not-recognized-driving-instructor
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JPMorgan in tentative $13 billion deal with U.S. Justice Department: source


By Aruna Viswanatha and David Henry


WASHINGTON/NEW YORK (Reuters) - JPMorgan Chase & Co has reached a tentative $13 billion deal with the U.S. Justice Department and other government agencies to settle investigations into bad mortgage loans the bank sold to investors before the financial crisis, a source familiar with the talks said on Saturday.


The tentative deal, the largest ever between the U.S. government and a single company, does not release the bank from criminal liability for some of the mortgages it packaged into bonds and sold to investors.


That had been a major sticking point in the discussions, but the government refused to budge on that issue and JPMorgan felt it had no choice but to give in, according to a second source. Until recently, the most that JPMorgan was willing to pay was closer to $11 billion.


The ongoing criminal investigation underscores how even if this settlement takes some heat off JPMorgan Chief Executive Jamie Dimon, he still has myriad regulatory issues to deal with.


The biggest U.S. bank sidestepped the worst of the financial crisis but now faces more than a dozen probes globally into everything from alleged bribery in China to a possible role in manipulating benchmark interest rates known as Libor.


While JPMorgan investors have publicly supported Dimon, privately many have expressed frustration at his run-ins with regulators. A Senate subcommittee report in March detailed how Dimon demanded that subordinates withhold data from one of the bank's regulators, the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency. Earlier this month, the bank said that Dimon was no longer chairman of JPMorgan's main U.S. retail banking subsidiary, which press reports said happened at the request of the OCC.


JPMorgan's board of directors has pressured Dimon to improve his relationship with government regulators and enforcement officials.


The preliminary $13 billion settlement was reached after he spoke by phone on Friday night with U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder to finalize the broad outlines of the deal, the first source said. Dimon went to Washington to meet with Holder on September 25, and discussed an $11 billion deal at that point.


"They are trying to do whatever they can to get this behind them," said Walter Todd, chief investment officer at Greenwood Capital Associates, which owns JPMorgan shares.


At issue in the settlement is whether the bank sold mortgages that it knew were riskier than they appeared. Investors, including government-owned mortgage agencies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, said that the bank told them loans were better than they actually were, or that the bank was negligent in accepting information from borrowers about their income and other matters at face value instead of verifying it.


Some 80 percent of the securities in the $13 billion settlement relate to investment bank Bear Stearns and mortgage lender Washington Mutual, which the government encouraged JPMorgan to buy after they essentially failed during the crisis.


'VERY PAINFUL'


The banks bolstered JPMorgan's bond trading and consumer banking businesses, and helped propel JPMorgan to record quarterly profits. But the legal costs connected with Bear Stearns and Washington Mutual have weighed on JPMorgan.


In the third quarter, the bank lost $380 million, its first quarterly loss since 2004, after it recorded a $7.2 billion after-tax charge for legal expenses. On a call with analysts, Dimon acknowledged that the losses from Bear Stearns and Washington Mutual were "very painful to the company."


Even so, the bank can easily afford this deal. It said earlier this month that it has set aside a total of $23 billion to cover legal settlements. In a typical quarter, it earns about $5 billion to $6 billion, and it has some $30 billion of cash on its books.


The Justice Department is leading the conversations between a host of government agencies and JPMorgan, the largest U.S. bank. As part of the deal, the bank will continue to cooperate in criminal inquiries into people involved in the conduct at issue, said the first source, and JPMorgan itself could still face criminal charges.


The settlement includes a $4 billion tentative deal with the Federal Housing Finance Agency that sources told Reuters about earlier this week.


A third source close to the matter characterized a broader $13 billion deal as likely, but cautioned that parts of the agreement are still being hammered out, and the settlement could conceivably fall apart. The bank's general counsel Stephen Cutler and Associate Attorney General Tony West are negotiating a statement of facts that will be part of a final agreement, the first source said.


Settlement talks started in September, as the Justice Department prepared to sue JPMorgan in California over mortgage securities that the bank sold in the runup to the financial crisis.


The bank and the Justice Department began discussing a broad deal that would resolve not only the inquiry into mortgage bonds it sold to investors between 2005 to 2007 that were backed by subprime and other risky residential mortgages, but also similar lawsuits from the FHFA, the National Credit Union Administration, the state of New York and others.


The broader settlement is a product of a government working group created nearly two years ago to investigate misconduct in the residential mortgage-backed securities market that contributed to the financial crisis. Officials from the Justice Department, the new York Attorney General and others help to lead the group.


(Additional reporting by Susan Cornwell in Washington and Karen Freifeld in New York; Editing by Dan Wilchins, Gunna Dickson and Eric Walsh)

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/jpmorgan-tentative-13-billion-deal-u-justice-department-011110639--sector.html
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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Sheriff: 2 Killers Mistakenly Freed Still In Fla.


ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A sheriff says he believes two killers who were released from prison by bogus documents are still in the central Florida area.


Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings said Friday the most recent information authorities have puts Joseph Jenkins and Charles Walker in the area. He says there have been tips of sightings, but he didn't go into specifics.


He appealed to the public for help and said billboards are being put up.


Both men were serving life in prison but were let go within the last month when authorities said forged documents duped the Corrections Department and court system and reduced their sentences to 15 years.


Source: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=236670194&ft=1&f=
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Apple iPhones, iPads get intrusion-detection and prevention from startup


Startup Skycure today makes its debut with what's described as intrusion-detection and prevention package for mobile devices. The IDS/IPS from Skycure initially supports Apple iOS iPhones and iPads, with Android anticipated for a later date.


Skycure says this IDS/IPS for Apple iOS works by installing agent software on the device, which interacts with the Skycure cloud service for security purposes. Yair Amit, co-founder and chief technology officer at Skycure, says the goal is to prevent and mitigate any impact from attackers exploiting configuration profiles on mobile devices.


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"An attacker, in the wild, can configure the device to route all your traffic to their servers," Amit says. This could mean a compromise of information the user shares with everything from Facebook to bank accounts to e-mail and more.


Amit calls it a "design flaw" in iOS that results in "malicious configurations" that aren't necessarily protected by mobile-device management software. He adds this type of exploit of mobile devices would be most likely to occur when using Wi-Fi networks, particularly in public locations, where man-in-the-middle attacks are fairly common.


Both of Skycure's  co-founders were previously with IBM and Watchfire, the vulnerability-assessment firm acquired by IBM in 2007. Adi Sharabani, Skycure's CEO, was in the security strategy and architecture group at IBM Software, and manager of the security and research group at Watchfire. Amit was previously manager of the applications security and research group at IBM and lead researcher at Watchfire. Based in Tel Aviv, Israel, Skycure has received about $3 million in venture-capital funding from Pitango Venture Capital and angel investors.


Skycure's software combined with its cloud service is intended to dynamically identify any attacks on the mobile devices and take certain steps to mitigate against them. One way is setting up a VPN back to the Skycure cloud to cut off the attacker's route, or to a VPN site designated by the enterprise customer. Skycure is seeking to use behavioral analysis to detect attacks, without causing a device slowdown.


Skycure's service is priced per device at between $5 to $10 per month.


Ellen Messmer is senior editor at Network World, an IDG publication and website, where she covers news and technology trends related to information security. Twitter: MessmerE. E-mail: emessmer@nww.com


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Snapchat has passed 'about a dozen' unopened messages to law enforcement under search warrant



Think those unopened self-destructing Snaps disappear forever unseen, too? Guess again. After detailing the timeline for how and when user messages are deleted in the spring, Snapchat says that it has given law enforcement "about a dozen" unopened Snaps at the request of law enforcement search warrants since May 2013. In a blog post, trust and safety head Micah Schaffer says that the messages are only manually retrieved under these circumstances in compliance with the Electronic Communications Privacy Act (ECPA)and that only he and the CTO Bobby Murphy have the ability to do so in the 30-day window that the messages remain on the servers. Schaffer went on to say that although the timeline for deleting Stories varies from that of Snaps, Stories fall under the same disclosure process. Stories and the messages they contain can be "viewed repeatedly" for up to 24 hours before they're automatically deleted. So those selfies meant for two-second viewing aren't immune from a prying eye? Bummer.







Source: http://www.engadget.com/2013/10/14/snapchat-search-warrants?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000589
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Hectic Korean Grand Prix gets above average rating | 2013 Korean Grand Prix


Start, Korea International Circuit, 2013When the F1 circus took its fourth visit to Korea there was a strong threat of tropical storms homing in on the area at right about race time.


Fortunately for all concerned they failed to materialise and not only did the race go ahead it scored the highest rating from F1 Fanatic readers since the British Grand Prix in June. A score of 7.351 placed it seventh overall in 2013.


It was a real ‘race of two halves’: the first portion of the race left many thinking that we were set for another processional event with little to talk about save for the spectacular front wing failure experienced by Nico Rosberg.


But as often seems to be the case throw in a Safety Car or two and all of a sudden everything springs to life. Here’s what F1 Fanatic readers made of the race.



It was like a Hollywood scriptwriter had taken over. Sparky front wings, exploding tyres, flaming cars, unauthorised vehicles on track, and some tremendous dices. It had it all.


Except for a battle for the lead.


I think Vettel has a secret stash of half-seconds shoved up his sleeve that he can pull out whenever he wants. The man is phenomenal with his ability to build up a lead, seemingly at will. Great for him, not so great for us fans. Having the winner so predictable pulled my rating down.
@Aardvark[1]




Poor race largely decided by tyres. Only Hulkenberg saved it, and the radio messages of Lotus to Grosjean.
@Caci99[2]




Some good fights up and down the field, but long stints of nothing interesting.
@Prisoner-Monkeys[3]



Nico Hulkenberg[4] underlined his credentials as a top driver of the future with a superb drive to fourth place:



Hulk was incredible! Battling all race and defending from two world champions all race long with huge skill and maturity. Get that man a top drive now!


The top three was a bit dull (though Raikkonen’s pass on Grosjean was great) but fourth to seventh was amazing and the battle where Hamilton and Alonso overtook each other four times in two corners was fantastic.


The championship is dead but racing is alive…
@Infernojim[5]




There was too much tyre saving in the first two stints, but overall it was a very good race. Lots of drama, awesome battle for fourth place and impressive performance by Hulkenberg.
@Yobo01[6]




Although the track is classical Tilkedrome, races in this track always provide some wheel to wheel action. Fantastic battles all the way down the grid, except for first position.


And that drive from Hulkenberg – it was probably the best performance from any driver this year. He should be driving top team next year. I’m sure he’d beat Alonso in that Ferrari or Button in that McLaren.
@Osvaldas31[7]



One especially memorable incident stood out during the race:



My favourite moment was when they deployed the Unsafety Car.
@Mazdachris[8]



The twin DRS zones had some positive responses:



DRS was key today. If it had been implemented incorrectly (as it has been at most race circuits) then Hamilton would of had an easy pass on Hulkenberg. Instead we got a great battle with Hulkenberg successfully defending his position (a rarity in itself these days).
@Racectrl[9]




DRS wasn’t overpowered and did the job it was supposed to do which is give a chance for overtaking rather than be the overtake and Nico Hulkenberg drove beautifully.


But I still don’t know what Mercedes were smoking when Hamilton was losing 1.5-2.5 seconds per lap and they chose not to pit him then Rosberg’s front wing failed which meant Hamilton had to stay out again
@Bezza695[10]



@Hamilfan[11] supplied a verdict on the race as a whole



I had to take this race with a pinch of salt as all of our possible predictions went wrong about the start. But what a scintillating race to say the least!


Just when I was thinking it was drifting away from boredom, a tyre blast set off a sequence of events starting from a puncture culminating in a four-way scrap for the midfield positions. While Vettel reigned supreme, Hulkenberg was absolutely fantastic and stubborn in his defence. Not a single quarter was given. I think we can as well change the concept of the big four as Hulkenberg pummels his way towards glory bit by bit.


I was a bit sad that Hamilton and Mercedes were not “on it” today. The Safety Car saved him a bit (remember he was passed by Webber, Grosjean and Hulkenberg). But what an eventful race!
@Hamilfan[12]



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References

  1. ^ @Aardvark (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  2. ^ @Caci99 (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  3. ^ @Prisoner-Monkeys (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  4. ^ Nico Hulkenberg (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  5. ^ @Infernojim (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  6. ^ @Yobo01 (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  7. ^ @Osvaldas31 (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  8. ^ @Mazdachris (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  9. ^ @Racectrl (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  10. ^ @Bezza695 (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  11. ^ @Hamilfan (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  12. ^ @Hamilfan (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
  13. ^ Browse all 2013 Korean Grand Prix articles (www.f1fanatic.co.uk)
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A Swarm of Drones 3D-Mapped the Matterhorn in Stunning Detail

Future versions of Grand Theft Auto—at least those set in Switzerland—could include a detailed and incredibly accurate 3D model of the Matterhorn for thrill-seeking gamers to explore, thanks to a swarm of drones that recently scanned, mapped, and photographed the iconic peak.

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Source: http://gizmodo.com/a-swarm-of-drones-3d-mapped-the-matterhorn-in-stunning-1445555177
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